About Us

Spent 2001-2007 short selling Slinkies in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Spent a year developing clip-on ties in Ocean City, NJ. Once had a dream of lecturing about wieners in Gainesville, FL. Spent the better part of the 90’s importing karma for the government. Crossed the country analyzing weebles in Ohio. Spoke at an international conference about licensing Uno in Nigeria.